Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Stuff your pardons, eat the damn turkey, and give thanks for it!

I long for the day when we might have a president again who will look upon such a fine bird and say
"That's a fine looking turkey, thank you"
, promptly wring its neck, and send it to the kitchen to be cooked.

Presidents since JFK, Reagan too, have been 'freeing' the turkey, and since Bush 41, officially pardoning the damn bird... just... WTH?!

Pardon me, but stuff your pardons, eat the damn bird, and give thanks for the opportunity to do so!



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